
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
(Source: ofabeautifulnight)
did the reggie guy from nintendo used to be on george lopez or am i confused

I think maybe I’m playing this game wrong.
you are playing this absolutely right
(Source: zachillios)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
imagine if tupperware had never been invented. what would become of the suburban white moms